What's wrong with this picture?

snapped outside Singapore's Ministry of Sound

1) Hand on crotch. need I say anymore?
2) Horrible, dirt-stained WHITE pants
3) Brown loafers?! What the fuck are those for.
4) White. Effing. Socks. No.
5) Tiger beer shirt. Are you so poor you can't even get some OTHER shirt, even a plain black one, not one that you got for free with your 6-pack?
6) What is that on your head; a bandana? To cover your miserable bald head? Oh god.
7) Thick, black-framed glasses. Not even a nice, square shape, but in a horrid oval. I haven't seen those since secondary-school on the biggest nerds. Contact lenses, please people!
8) Dazed eyes, sticking-out tongue. What the HELL is wrong with you?

Conclusion: Drunk people are absolute retards, and they dress badly, which is probably why they get mad wasted in the first place, to make up for their lack of fashion sense and coordination. It's a vicious cycle, you see. You would never see a well-dressed person getting shitfaced and passing out on the disgusting street next to a gutter. Never. Thank god.

jo: I HATE DRUNK PEOPLE. (due to personal experiences of my own kind. im not your mother for god's sake)