Oct 10, 2007

Vege-Tales for Grown Ups

Courtesy of my spy on the street, Rasminder ;)

How many ways can you say, "Get the fuck out of that outfit?!"

What could possibly induce a sane human being to pull on a pair of purple tights and puffy green (boxer?) shorts, and then pile yet more purple and white tops over it in a most unflattering manner? Why wouldn't she have looked in the mirror and said to herself, Oh my god, I look like a complete moron?

And....are those...possibly...silver shoes??

Dorothy, please get out of lala-land. There are ways to wear tights and belts, and this is not one of them.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i believe we refer to her, most affectionately, as "the eggpplant".